Jeffy

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New blackberry torch is kind of amazing! Kinda miss the iPhone… But its nice to change!


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Severe ear infection from swimming, fml! The pills I was given for pain are making my stomach hurt.


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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQD2y-ZL8s0&feature=youtube_gdata

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=64GVPm7PMic&feature=youtube_gdata

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ZRwol_qFW4&feature=youtube_gdata

Hilarious!


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Bday

Let’s just say it was amazing!!!


Chat

conversations i dont understand
  • Jeff
  • hii
  • 1: 59amMichael
  • hey was up and your still up
  • 1: 59amJeff
  • yeah i never
  • 1: 59amJeff
  • sleep
  • 1: 59amMichael
  • y
  • lol
  • 2: 00amJeff
  • idk. insomniac?
  • 2: 00amMichael
  • i never sed the same word in fb
  • that cute
  • 2: 02amJeff
  • whats cute?
  • 2: 02amMichael
  • well you are
  • 2: 03amJeff
  • thank you
  • 2: 04amMichael
  • but you are a kid its ok sow how old are you...its not a big deal
  • 2: 05amJeff
  • lol im 21.
  • 2: 05amMichael
  • well you cud drink now
  • 2: 06amJeff
  • yeah. i drank then lol
  • 2: 07amJeff
  • so whats up?
  • 2: 08amMichael
  • look im 36 born and raise in NY not that gay but yes im and prod.....you cud ask anee quetion and i will anserd best i kend
  • one at a time
  • 2: 10amJeff
  • so your not gay?
  • 2: 11amMichael
  • yes iam...
  • but iam a man both women and man like me
  • 2: 12amJeff
  • well women like me too. but i dont like them like that.
  • i get more offers to be with women
  • 2: 15amMichael
  • yes that is the first quetion they will always like you but you cant play game if you want ...some time is dengeros it get you in truble
  • 2: 16amJeff
  • so what do you like to do?
  • 2: 18amMichael
  • hmm im free to do what i want sow it depens on the day
  • 2: 19amJeff
  • do you work?
  • 2: 21amMichael
  • i have to go to sleep i think you shod too think abut what i toll you evry day you will have a quetion... yes that wy i have to go to sleep
  • by jeff
  • think abut the nex ?
  • 2: 23amJeff
  • to ask you?
  • 2: 23amMichael
  • yes
  • 2: 27amMichael
  • well im a friend nothing more...but i think you are emazing jong and funny..i have to work in the morning good by
  • 2: 27amJeff
  • ? ok...
  • goodnight
  • 2: 28amMichael
  • you too by

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Hilarious!!! Zoom

Hilarious!!!


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Driving Tips!

First off i must say to all of the dumb, slow ass mother fucker’s who drive in the fast lane. GET THE FUCK OVER! No one wants to be behind you driving 45 in a 70. Traffics bad enough as it is if you cant keep up then maybe you shouldn’t be on the road! But I must also say don’t ride anyones ass cause that makes the driver of the car whose ass your riding PISSY! That just makes me want to make you eat it! 

Now to all the people who LOVE TO PUSH THE GOD DAMN BRAKE PEDDLE, you make me want to ram the shit out of your car!!!! I cant begin to describe how much it bugs me. Stop ridding the other cars ass and maybe you wouldn’t have to buy brake pads, or brake lights every month. Its not that serious, your going to get where your going no matter how many asses your ride! 

And people, i don’t give a shit if your in a Rolls Royce, or a Daewoo, wait to pull out in front of somebody, cause i will hit you. and when i get out of my car, i will cut you, and Its a wrap! 


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Ok Alice and wonderland… Uh mazing. Loved when the mad hatter sprayed that bitch in the face!


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